Eff This Snow Shiz

So I'm pretty sure I almost died at least 6 times today. I saw my life, and I'm pretty sure segments of my dog, Puglii Anne's life, flash before my eyes, which is really quite inconvenient since I'm supposed to be watching the road. I'm pretty effing bummed I had to go out into the world today, as though I am quite a pessimist, I have no future plans for kamikaze suicide missions so I could go to work and write my blog. My life is so hard, wah. Also, I have no idea why I decided to wear red lipstick today, as I look like a slut and not the 1940's dahling that I really was going for, and I'm pretty sure someone tried to pick me up today in their car. Bah.