The Cosmic Octopus

I WILL DO A MAGIC DANCE AROUND YOU AND THROW GLITTER IN YOUR FACE

 AND MAKE YOU LOVE ME.

THEN WE WILL RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET ON A PURPLE UNICORN NAMED

TERRY.

THEN WE WILL BECOME THIEVES AND STEAL STUFF AND SNEAK INTO MGMT CONCERTS.

THE END.